Hi. I'm a dumbass; however, I'm not a dumbass in the typical, "I'm stupid and completely devoid of common sense," way. I'm a dumbass because I'm constantly wowed by the ineptitude and doltishness of society and, as a result, tend to find myself completely lacking the skills to deal with humanity on a day to day basis.
This is where I come to blow off steam so I don't end up rampaging and commit an indiscriminate murder spree the likes of which the world has never seen.